Lost 1x14- Speshul er... Special
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I had heard that this ep was going to answer a lot of questions we've had over the past, oh, forever- so I was looking forward to this ep.
*sigh* I need to learn to set my expectations lower in life. I have a feeling this review won't be very funny.
Right off the bat we know it's the episode for Walt and Michael because it opens up on Walt's eye. Also, Hurley points out that Michael seems to hate being a dad. I hate being a dad too. Except for the penis part. That might be fun. But yeah. Michael's all- jesus shit man, why do you keep wanting off, you tiny little person? Only in not so many words.
He goes looking for Walt cause he's not where he's supposed to be. When you think about it if you were on that island with kidnappers and polar bears and a fucking big running, stompy, growly thing that no one knows what the fuck it is- wouldn't you keep a closer eye on your kid?
And let's not even get into the creepy bald guy who knows what the island wants. Who your son just happens to be hanging out with.
And Boone. Boone was there too.
Just one big, happy Cult O'Doom family. Sweet, eh?
And then Walt manages to hurl the knife at the tree and stick it right in the intended target and Boone is all "whoa", and Walt is all "Whoa" and Locke is all, "I'd say whoa but that would be beneath me cause I'm god-like (or so the fangirls tell me) so yeah. I knew it." and Michael storms in and is all "Wtf dude?!" And we're all, "Ungh... should I be scared he's got a big honking knife or laughing over this weird, cultish family, led by the paraplegic!penis man?"
Either way the first fight of the ep ensues. Michael sends Walt back to the caves and threatens Locke with the knife so Boone decides to try and be a hero and then his boyfriend (the paraplegic!penis) steps in and breaks the shit up. Blah blah knife cakes blah.
So Michael wanders by Sayid and Jack and Shannon (who has been made part of Team Strategy, or so it seems) and he's all- dudes, forget this map shit that was written by the craaaazy!french lady. We have GOT to get the fuck off this island cause my kid is hanging out with the crazy guy and I can't relate to him.
Team Strategy all wait for his brilliant plan on the edge of their... patch of the ground.
"We'll float to civilisation on a RAFT made of plane seats and bamboo! It's genius!"
*crickets*
Yeah. Sure, Michael.
Seems like he's jonesing to get back home cause yes, he's worried about his kid and no, it's not because he doesn't want or hate being a father. Yes, this is where the flashbacks come in.
Seems that he was all gung-ho for the baby and already had Walt's name picked out. He and Susan (the mom) weren't married but they were happy and getting ready for the baby. Michael was doing art stuff and Susan was doing some sort of law stuff. Everything seems hunky dorey until baby Walt is born and Susan is offered a job in Amsterdam which Michael doesn't like cause he wants to be a family. He wants to be a dad. But Susan is a bitch and off she goes. With Walt. Because they're not married.
Woe.
So then Susan is in Amsterdam and he's using a pay phone to call long distance. Like- transatlantic long distance. I assume he didn't have enough money to have a phone where-ever he was living so... sure. It works for the context of the scene, I suppose, cause after Susan becomes even more of a bitch and explains that she's seeing someone else and it's over between her and Michael, he decides to walk out in the middle of the street and get smacked by a car.
Double woe.
But it was a cool shot.
So Boone and Locke are back at the caves and Shannon's all hair-twirley and feminine-wiles using on Boone, trying to get him to pay attention to her, get him to stay around with her. And he shoots her down. Ouch. For a man. With a paraplegic!penis. Burn. I found that moment a little weird and I can't put my finger on why. I don't think that Boone has let go of Shannon totally. I just... I don't know, I guess I like them together so it could just be my shipper-esque heart saying, "nooooooo! Fake incest is best!" Mah. Whatever. Soon enough Shannon will be doing woobie with Sayid, and Locke and Boone will be getting their runky tunky on in the jungle, I'm sure and all will be well.
I did feel a little bad for Locke when Michael was harshing on him for being around Walt even though it was all Walt's fault (the little bugger) but I don't want to feel bad for Locke at all cause he's creepy. I don't HATE Locke but I know there's something to him that I'm not supposed to like. So perhaps my subconscious is trying to suppress any GOOD feelings I have for Locke and see him as creepy and weird as I should. Which I do. Can you tell I'm tired and writing this REALLY late?
So blah, blah, Michael's in the hospital. One broken leg and two weeks later Susan finally finds out what's happened to him and she flys back to see him. But she's not there for just shits and giggles. She wants Michael to sign over his parental rights so Brian, her new guy in Amsterdam, can adopt Walt. Hello S1 Queer as Folk! *pets it* I missed you. But Michael actually did sign over his rights, as we find out later. Either way, Susan is a ho. Michael is a man who actually wants to be with his kid and support him and spend time with him and she's all- yeah, no. We're not together or married or anything so whatev.
So Charlie is still like, the only person on the island, harping on Claire's disappearance and he's going through her stuff to get her diary which doesn't seem to be there. What confuses me is- why is her stuff on the beach? She'd moved to the caves and wasn't very far from there when she was kidnapped so you'd think that her stuff would be back at the caves instead of on the beach. But for convenience and because Kate had to appear in the ep for at least a few minutes they moved her stuff to the beach, I guess.
So yeah. The diary. Not there. Kate knows where it is and off she and Charlie truck to Camp Sawyer. He's all, "oh, here's this diary. Wonder what she said about the hobbit, hmm? Oh, he's a stalker, eh? And weird, hmm? And a limey something or other?" I laughed at limey. It was funny. And then Charlie was all pissed at being made fun of and smacked Sawyer. ON HIS SORE ARM. Cheap shot, hobbit man. But then Sawyer smacked back and it made a very satisfying sound. Charlie also called Sawyer a ponce. How brutal is that? Either way, Charlie got the diary back. And then he proceeded to be torn between reading it and seeing what Claire really did write about shit (including him) and respecting her privacy. It was funny, I admit. I laughed when he was going through his will-I-won't-I routine with the book.
So Walt's like- 10 now and it's just a month or so ago for this flashback. His mom is feeling funny and Walt is feeling neglected so he kind of makes a bird slam into the sliding glass doors (or so we're led to believe from the freaky music and slightly scared look his step-father gives him when they see the bird). So Walt's got some freaky-deaky shit going on too, apparently.
I think some other shit happened in between here but I wasn't really paying attention to the time or anything so it's hard to say. It doesn't matter anyway.
What does matter is that Brian, the step-father, pays a visit to Michael at his place where ever it is that he lived, I forget. Again, not important. He tells Michael that Susan died of some blood thing and that she didn't suffer, basically, and that he can have Walt. Michael, however, is pretty damn pissed about this, strangely for a man who was all crazy about his kid before. He explained that Brian is Walt's dad now and that he signed over the parental rights for him, how could he just pass Walt off on him now? And Brian acts like a pussy and says that Walt basically scares the shit out of him cause he's weird or something. He's... "special". *snort* I'm special too, guys. Just means people laugh at me and quietly wonder if I rode the short bus in school.
Michael heads off to Autralia where Walt was living with his mom and Brian and the housekeeper gives him some of Susan's personal affects and a box that I was SO HOPING had Susan's ashes in it. That would have been cool. That's the kind of box I'm going to be in when they split up my ashes. In a tiny zip-lock bag in a box like that. I'm very excited.
Anyhoo, it's not Susan, it's just some paper. Then Michael and Walt meet for basically the first time in Walt's life cause now he actually realizes that Michael is a person and not just some big blob wonking at him from when he was a baby. Walt is understandably wary and weirded out by him and the news that he has to go back with Michael. But Michael, being the upstanding guy that he is, takes all the blame for Brian's pussiness and says that he's really Walt's legal guardian and he's taking him away. But hey! He'll have his dog. But alas, it's Brian's dog, Walt says. Michael- yeah, Brian said you could have that too. And I laughed because HA! Although, Vincent it really creepy too so who knows if that was a good move or not.
Anyone remember that old show The Littlest Hobo? Just call my name// I'll turn around and something something...Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down// Until then I'll just keep moving on... The fact that I can remember those (probably half wrong) lyrics when I haven't seen the show in about 11+ years is quite amazing. Okay, point? The littlest hobo was kind of creepy too only in a helpful, humanitarian aid-type way. He and Vincent would have gotten along swimmingly.
So at some point in all this flashback-y type stuff Walt wanders off into the jungle again and Vincent runs off cause he's got that animal sense that can tell when danger is near and man, is it ever. Michael finally realizes Walt is gone and goes hunting for Locke who tells him, dude- you suck as a father cause a) you can't keep a lid on him and b) if you'd open your damn eyes you'd realize the shit isn't here. So Michael's all- oh shit. So Locke goes with him to look for the little bugger cause that's what Locke does when a member of his Cult O'Doom goes missing.
They find Walt in a cluster of trees much like the ones that on-crack!Boone and hallucinated!Shannon hid in last week. And there's the OMGWTFANOTHERPOLARBEAR! polar bear, going like rabid!cujo trying to get at Walt. Locke and Michael scale this tree thing and Michael climbs down this weak, fake looking vine thing and gets Walt tied up in it and Locke pulls him back up. So Michael has the knife and stabs at the bear and it goes away. Um... sure.
Everyone's still alive, yay! Locke still has all of his members of the Cult O'Doom in one piece, ready to resume their positions as the official paraplegic!penis holders and Michael's a little more at ease at being Walt's dad. Especially after he finally gives Walt that box that I hoped so hard to be Susan's ashes. Alas, it's just every card that Michael ever drew and sent to Walt. Guess what? Susan just kept them like the bitch that she was and stashed them away so Walt would maybe NEVER know about his father. For all we know the housekeeper that gave the box to Michael did it against Susan's wishes.
So Walt's got a better opinion of his pop and Michael's better at being a dad. Charlie, meanwhile, has finally broken down and it reading through Claire's journal. *sighs long and deep, pinches bridge of nose* He sees some lines written about himself, about how Claire likes him and he makes her feel safe. *looks skyward* You're punishing us, aren't you? *is happy she's not a member of any Charlie/Claire comms* But then he sees something she wrote about the dreams she was having and the "black rock". A ha! Links are starting to be made. He tells this to Jack and Sayid and he's all excited and shit but Jack tells him that they can't be morons and run out into the jungle and look for the black rock in the middle of the night.
Cut to Locke and his sidekick/boyfriend Boone out in the jungle in the middle of the night looking for Vincent and whatever else.
A crackling in the bushes draws their attention.
Neither move out of the way in case it's an OMGWTFANOTHERPOLARBEAR! barreling toward them but Locke draws a knife. Whatever gets you through the night, I guess.
*another deep sigh* They needn't worry about anything furry. Although, after 3 weeks the girls should be starting to grow some kind of nice fur, what with the lack of razors and all. Maybe they all had electrolysis or something and that's the link. Whatever.
It's Claire. Yay! *deadpan* And then that's all she wrote. From what I've read so far Claire ISN'T pregnant anymore. I didn't pay much attention and find those night scenes too dark to make much sense anyway but whatever. Her miracle bunny!baby is off being worshiped by "the others" or eaten by the polar bears or molested by Vincent and the big monster thing and that's fine by me. It'll give me something to think of for the next two weeks while we endure reruns. But next week they're rerunning Solitary which has been the best ep of the season, imo.
This show... meh. It was alright. Not White Rabbit (*SLITZ WRITZ*) but no Solitary. Somewhere in between. Better than Alias, that's for sure. I'm not even going to get started on that. *mournful sigh*
So that was Lost. If I had known just what this ep was going to be I would have seriously considered going to wait in line for rush tickets to tonight's presentation of Rent even though I just saw it last night. And it was AMAZING! I didn't like the chick that played Maureen very well but everyone else was wonderful and talented. The guy that played Roger was really good and almost made me cry during One Song Glory. I was crying about three songs before Contact so I'm sure the people around me were all- wtf is wrong with her? I fell in love with the guy who played Angel. So cute and I thought he did a wonderful job. I WISH WISH WISH I could have gotten some shots of them during La Vie Boheme cause that was my favourite number in the whole show, I'm sure, although for the first time I felt the I'll Cover You Reprise love. Collins? *wibbles* If only camera had a way to turn the flash off and if it did that I knew how to work it. Well, I'm not sure I could have really taken pictures anyway cause I was sitting in the second row (rent!snot close!) and looked into the eyes of most of the actors when they were there.
I just grinned up at them like the tard!moron I am. Told you I was speshul.
Dinner was amazing as well. Good food, good drink, good friends. All-in-all, a wonderful night.
*sigh* I need to learn to set my expectations lower in life. I have a feeling this review won't be very funny.
Right off the bat we know it's the episode for Walt and Michael because it opens up on Walt's eye. Also, Hurley points out that Michael seems to hate being a dad. I hate being a dad too. Except for the penis part. That might be fun. But yeah. Michael's all- jesus shit man, why do you keep wanting off, you tiny little person? Only in not so many words.
He goes looking for Walt cause he's not where he's supposed to be. When you think about it if you were on that island with kidnappers and polar bears and a fucking big running, stompy, growly thing that no one knows what the fuck it is- wouldn't you keep a closer eye on your kid?
And let's not even get into the creepy bald guy who knows what the island wants. Who your son just happens to be hanging out with.
And Boone. Boone was there too.
Just one big, happy Cult O'Doom family. Sweet, eh?
And then Walt manages to hurl the knife at the tree and stick it right in the intended target and Boone is all "whoa", and Walt is all "Whoa" and Locke is all, "I'd say whoa but that would be beneath me cause I'm god-like (or so the fangirls tell me) so yeah. I knew it." and Michael storms in and is all "Wtf dude?!" And we're all, "Ungh... should I be scared he's got a big honking knife or laughing over this weird, cultish family, led by the paraplegic!penis man?"
Either way the first fight of the ep ensues. Michael sends Walt back to the caves and threatens Locke with the knife so Boone decides to try and be a hero and then his boyfriend (the paraplegic!penis) steps in and breaks the shit up. Blah blah knife cakes blah.
So Michael wanders by Sayid and Jack and Shannon (who has been made part of Team Strategy, or so it seems) and he's all- dudes, forget this map shit that was written by the craaaazy!french lady. We have GOT to get the fuck off this island cause my kid is hanging out with the crazy guy and I can't relate to him.
Team Strategy all wait for his brilliant plan on the edge of their... patch of the ground.
"We'll float to civilisation on a RAFT made of plane seats and bamboo! It's genius!"
*crickets*
Yeah. Sure, Michael.
Seems like he's jonesing to get back home cause yes, he's worried about his kid and no, it's not because he doesn't want or hate being a father. Yes, this is where the flashbacks come in.
Seems that he was all gung-ho for the baby and already had Walt's name picked out. He and Susan (the mom) weren't married but they were happy and getting ready for the baby. Michael was doing art stuff and Susan was doing some sort of law stuff. Everything seems hunky dorey until baby Walt is born and Susan is offered a job in Amsterdam which Michael doesn't like cause he wants to be a family. He wants to be a dad. But Susan is a bitch and off she goes. With Walt. Because they're not married.
Woe.
So then Susan is in Amsterdam and he's using a pay phone to call long distance. Like- transatlantic long distance. I assume he didn't have enough money to have a phone where-ever he was living so... sure. It works for the context of the scene, I suppose, cause after Susan becomes even more of a bitch and explains that she's seeing someone else and it's over between her and Michael, he decides to walk out in the middle of the street and get smacked by a car.
Double woe.
But it was a cool shot.
So Boone and Locke are back at the caves and Shannon's all hair-twirley and feminine-wiles using on Boone, trying to get him to pay attention to her, get him to stay around with her. And he shoots her down. Ouch. For a man. With a paraplegic!penis. Burn. I found that moment a little weird and I can't put my finger on why. I don't think that Boone has let go of Shannon totally. I just... I don't know, I guess I like them together so it could just be my shipper-esque heart saying, "nooooooo! Fake incest is best!" Mah. Whatever. Soon enough Shannon will be doing woobie with Sayid, and Locke and Boone will be getting their runky tunky on in the jungle, I'm sure and all will be well.
I did feel a little bad for Locke when Michael was harshing on him for being around Walt even though it was all Walt's fault (the little bugger) but I don't want to feel bad for Locke at all cause he's creepy. I don't HATE Locke but I know there's something to him that I'm not supposed to like. So perhaps my subconscious is trying to suppress any GOOD feelings I have for Locke and see him as creepy and weird as I should. Which I do. Can you tell I'm tired and writing this REALLY late?
So blah, blah, Michael's in the hospital. One broken leg and two weeks later Susan finally finds out what's happened to him and she flys back to see him. But she's not there for just shits and giggles. She wants Michael to sign over his parental rights so Brian, her new guy in Amsterdam, can adopt Walt. Hello S1 Queer as Folk! *pets it* I missed you. But Michael actually did sign over his rights, as we find out later. Either way, Susan is a ho. Michael is a man who actually wants to be with his kid and support him and spend time with him and she's all- yeah, no. We're not together or married or anything so whatev.
So Charlie is still like, the only person on the island, harping on Claire's disappearance and he's going through her stuff to get her diary which doesn't seem to be there. What confuses me is- why is her stuff on the beach? She'd moved to the caves and wasn't very far from there when she was kidnapped so you'd think that her stuff would be back at the caves instead of on the beach. But for convenience and because Kate had to appear in the ep for at least a few minutes they moved her stuff to the beach, I guess.
So yeah. The diary. Not there. Kate knows where it is and off she and Charlie truck to Camp Sawyer. He's all, "oh, here's this diary. Wonder what she said about the hobbit, hmm? Oh, he's a stalker, eh? And weird, hmm? And a limey something or other?" I laughed at limey. It was funny. And then Charlie was all pissed at being made fun of and smacked Sawyer. ON HIS SORE ARM. Cheap shot, hobbit man. But then Sawyer smacked back and it made a very satisfying sound. Charlie also called Sawyer a ponce. How brutal is that? Either way, Charlie got the diary back. And then he proceeded to be torn between reading it and seeing what Claire really did write about shit (including him) and respecting her privacy. It was funny, I admit. I laughed when he was going through his will-I-won't-I routine with the book.
So Walt's like- 10 now and it's just a month or so ago for this flashback. His mom is feeling funny and Walt is feeling neglected so he kind of makes a bird slam into the sliding glass doors (or so we're led to believe from the freaky music and slightly scared look his step-father gives him when they see the bird). So Walt's got some freaky-deaky shit going on too, apparently.
I think some other shit happened in between here but I wasn't really paying attention to the time or anything so it's hard to say. It doesn't matter anyway.
What does matter is that Brian, the step-father, pays a visit to Michael at his place where ever it is that he lived, I forget. Again, not important. He tells Michael that Susan died of some blood thing and that she didn't suffer, basically, and that he can have Walt. Michael, however, is pretty damn pissed about this, strangely for a man who was all crazy about his kid before. He explained that Brian is Walt's dad now and that he signed over the parental rights for him, how could he just pass Walt off on him now? And Brian acts like a pussy and says that Walt basically scares the shit out of him cause he's weird or something. He's... "special". *snort* I'm special too, guys. Just means people laugh at me and quietly wonder if I rode the short bus in school.
Michael heads off to Autralia where Walt was living with his mom and Brian and the housekeeper gives him some of Susan's personal affects and a box that I was SO HOPING had Susan's ashes in it. That would have been cool. That's the kind of box I'm going to be in when they split up my ashes. In a tiny zip-lock bag in a box like that. I'm very excited.
Anyhoo, it's not Susan, it's just some paper. Then Michael and Walt meet for basically the first time in Walt's life cause now he actually realizes that Michael is a person and not just some big blob wonking at him from when he was a baby. Walt is understandably wary and weirded out by him and the news that he has to go back with Michael. But Michael, being the upstanding guy that he is, takes all the blame for Brian's pussiness and says that he's really Walt's legal guardian and he's taking him away. But hey! He'll have his dog. But alas, it's Brian's dog, Walt says. Michael- yeah, Brian said you could have that too. And I laughed because HA! Although, Vincent it really creepy too so who knows if that was a good move or not.
Anyone remember that old show The Littlest Hobo? Just call my name// I'll turn around and something something...Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down// Until then I'll just keep moving on... The fact that I can remember those (probably half wrong) lyrics when I haven't seen the show in about 11+ years is quite amazing. Okay, point? The littlest hobo was kind of creepy too only in a helpful, humanitarian aid-type way. He and Vincent would have gotten along swimmingly.
So at some point in all this flashback-y type stuff Walt wanders off into the jungle again and Vincent runs off cause he's got that animal sense that can tell when danger is near and man, is it ever. Michael finally realizes Walt is gone and goes hunting for Locke who tells him, dude- you suck as a father cause a) you can't keep a lid on him and b) if you'd open your damn eyes you'd realize the shit isn't here. So Michael's all- oh shit. So Locke goes with him to look for the little bugger cause that's what Locke does when a member of his Cult O'Doom goes missing.
They find Walt in a cluster of trees much like the ones that on-crack!Boone and hallucinated!Shannon hid in last week. And there's the OMGWTFANOTHERPOLARBEAR! polar bear, going like rabid!cujo trying to get at Walt. Locke and Michael scale this tree thing and Michael climbs down this weak, fake looking vine thing and gets Walt tied up in it and Locke pulls him back up. So Michael has the knife and stabs at the bear and it goes away. Um... sure.
Everyone's still alive, yay! Locke still has all of his members of the Cult O'Doom in one piece, ready to resume their positions as the official paraplegic!penis holders and Michael's a little more at ease at being Walt's dad. Especially after he finally gives Walt that box that I hoped so hard to be Susan's ashes. Alas, it's just every card that Michael ever drew and sent to Walt. Guess what? Susan just kept them like the bitch that she was and stashed them away so Walt would maybe NEVER know about his father. For all we know the housekeeper that gave the box to Michael did it against Susan's wishes.
So Walt's got a better opinion of his pop and Michael's better at being a dad. Charlie, meanwhile, has finally broken down and it reading through Claire's journal. *sighs long and deep, pinches bridge of nose* He sees some lines written about himself, about how Claire likes him and he makes her feel safe. *looks skyward* You're punishing us, aren't you? *is happy she's not a member of any Charlie/Claire comms* But then he sees something she wrote about the dreams she was having and the "black rock". A ha! Links are starting to be made. He tells this to Jack and Sayid and he's all excited and shit but Jack tells him that they can't be morons and run out into the jungle and look for the black rock in the middle of the night.
Cut to Locke and his sidekick/boyfriend Boone out in the jungle in the middle of the night looking for Vincent and whatever else.
A crackling in the bushes draws their attention.
Neither move out of the way in case it's an OMGWTFANOTHERPOLARBEAR! barreling toward them but Locke draws a knife. Whatever gets you through the night, I guess.
*another deep sigh* They needn't worry about anything furry. Although, after 3 weeks the girls should be starting to grow some kind of nice fur, what with the lack of razors and all. Maybe they all had electrolysis or something and that's the link. Whatever.
It's Claire. Yay! *deadpan* And then that's all she wrote. From what I've read so far Claire ISN'T pregnant anymore. I didn't pay much attention and find those night scenes too dark to make much sense anyway but whatever. Her miracle bunny!baby is off being worshiped by "the others" or eaten by the polar bears or molested by Vincent and the big monster thing and that's fine by me. It'll give me something to think of for the next two weeks while we endure reruns. But next week they're rerunning Solitary which has been the best ep of the season, imo.
This show... meh. It was alright. Not White Rabbit (*SLITZ WRITZ*) but no Solitary. Somewhere in between. Better than Alias, that's for sure. I'm not even going to get started on that. *mournful sigh*
So that was Lost. If I had known just what this ep was going to be I would have seriously considered going to wait in line for rush tickets to tonight's presentation of Rent even though I just saw it last night. And it was AMAZING! I didn't like the chick that played Maureen very well but everyone else was wonderful and talented. The guy that played Roger was really good and almost made me cry during One Song Glory. I was crying about three songs before Contact so I'm sure the people around me were all- wtf is wrong with her? I fell in love with the guy who played Angel. So cute and I thought he did a wonderful job. I WISH WISH WISH I could have gotten some shots of them during La Vie Boheme cause that was my favourite number in the whole show, I'm sure, although for the first time I felt the I'll Cover You Reprise love. Collins? *wibbles* If only camera had a way to turn the flash off and if it did that I knew how to work it. Well, I'm not sure I could have really taken pictures anyway cause I was sitting in the second row (rent!snot close!) and looked into the eyes of most of the actors when they were there.
I just grinned up at them like the tard!moron I am. Told you I was speshul.
Dinner was amazing as well. Good food, good drink, good friends. All-in-all, a wonderful night.
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Date: 2005-01-20 06:57 am (UTC)*is confused*
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Date: 2005-01-20 07:27 am (UTC)But, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!1!!!ONE!!!
that's all.