summer_skin | Announcing Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants: Official SPN Mary Sue

First off! The new Verizon commercial about dling music directly to your phone- does anyone know what Sean Paul song is playing in that commercial? I dled a couple but I don't think they're the ones. I can't tell.

It's only a matter of time before the Mary-Sues of the SPN fandom debut and attack the fandom full-force. For all I know they have already started to infiltrate the fic and I have no idea in my own part of the SPN world. Who'd have thought there would ever be a fandom in which incest between brothers would become a safehaven from... this?

quackaddict: The Official MarySue name for the SN fandom is: Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants.

kantayra: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

clex_monkie89: Hee

kallysten: lol

marishna: lmao

jyuu_chan: *giggles*

marishna: but what colour eyes does she have?

quackaddict: Green, with violet sparkles.

kantayra: One violet, one pink!

marishna: nice.

quackaddict: SPARKLES.

clex_monkie89: And they glow in the dark!

sacrilicious: GLITTER

kantayra: yes, sparkles

quackaddict: Yes.

marishna: I bet they glow when she's angry, right?

kantayra: yes!

sacrilicious: and they change color!

quackaddict: She can blow pink, fruit-scented bubbles out her ears.

kantayra: and she has wings, like siren!dean!

kantayra: but less funny

clex_monkie89: You know eyes that change color is a tip-off of a different personality taking control in something with MPD/DID

quackaddict: Her hair is platinum or scarlet or raven or chestnut.

clex_monkie89: Crimson.

sacrilicious: and is always FLOWING

kantayra: platinum *and* scarlet

quackaddict: Depending on her mood.

kantayra: streaked

quackaddict: With raven ends.

clex_monkie89: The hair is almost always crimson at times.

kallysten: how about plantinum?

kantayra: and, PLEASE, but it's plantinum!

kantayra: hee! squishy!

kallysten: lol

quackaddict: She rides a fairy princess ponydog.

quackaddict: Ice Dragons named Lulu were in short supply when she was looking for a riding critter.

kantayra: pegasus!

clex_monkie89: And is a member of the house of Sparkleypoo? On exchange back to America?

kantayra: unicorn pegasus!

marishna: which makes her the perfect hunting companion to Sam and Dean.

quackaddict: Yes. With SOLID GOLD hooves.

sacrilicious: and she shoots better than Dean

kantayra: *pink* solid gold hooves!

sacrilicious: and gets visions

quackaddict: And she can FLY.

kantayra: and she's a better researcher than sam

marishna: and she can stop bullets, a la Nemo.

marishna: Neo.

marishna: whatever.

clex_monkie89: Hee

quackaddict: Nemo.

clex_monkie89: Nemo.

kallysten: lmao

quackaddict: *nods sagely*

kantayra: hee! the goldfish stops bullets!

marishna: I was close!

avioletmermaid: Nemo is awesome

clex_monkie89: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

marishna: I actually had a fish named Neo.

clex_monkie89: 42 Walaby Way, Sydney.

quackaddict: And Dean and Sam are in love with her, but not John because he's like, way too old for her and junk. *flips hair*

marishna: But he treats her like a daughter!

avioletmermaid: wow monkie even I don't remember that

marishna: and would be proud to give her away at the wedding!

quackaddict: A fairy princess daughter that he always wanted!

quackaddict: Where she marries Sam and Dean.

clex_monkie89: That's cause I'm a complete Geek V

avioletmermaid: and here I thought I was

sacrilicious: OR maybe she's their long lost sister

kantayra: threeway wedding, w00t!

quackaddict: But her unicorn pegasus with *pink* solid gold hooves has a terrible past.

kantayra: threeway INCEST wedding! :D

avioletmermaid: and also a MERMAID

clex_monkie89: INCEST. EVEN IN MARY SUES

quackaddict: See, the unicorn pegasus with pink solid gold hooves was once just a lowly racehorse with a plastic surgery addiction.

clex_monkie89: Hee!

kantayra: lol

sacrilicious: LOL

kantayra: OMG! The unicorn pegasus with pink solid gold hooves can marry the Impala! :D

clex_monkie89: XD

kantayra: OTP 4EVA!

clex_monkie89: *Ded*

quackaddict: Oh! And at the wedding, a guy wearing tweed bursts into the ceremony and says, "WAIT!"

clex_monkie89: Giles?

quackaddict: And then he tells Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants that she is THE SLAYER.

kantayra: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

marishna: She must choose!

clex_monkie89: This is the best Mary Sue fic EVAR.

marishna: Her TRUE LOVES or HER DESTINY.

kallysten: *dies*

sacrilicious: SERIOUSLY

avioletmermaid: SERIOUSLY

avioletmermaid: lol

quackaddict: But while she's trying to decide, A VAMPIRE BREAKS IN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

kantayra: on fire?

avioletmermaid: ANGEL?

marishna: Does he bite Sam and/or Dean?

avioletmermaid: or both

kantayra: Angle wants to marry her too! OMG!

quackaddict: It is SPIKE. Only he's hot, like he was in season 2, and he throws his smouldering blanket to the ground and declares that he LOVES Princess... blah.

marishna: And then she has to choose even MORE?

quackaddict: Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants.

avioletmermaid: she should just marry everyone

kantayra: she so should

quackaddict: And then she has lots of OMG BABIES.

kantayra: because she's so perfecly

kallysten: like Anita Blake!

kantayra: YES!

marishna: OMG.

kantayra: omg! it would be *unfair* of her not to marry everyone, given how wonderful she is

marishna: Does she have spasms?

avioletmermaid: THIS IS AWESOME

marishna: and she's OMGTIGHT?

kantayra: just like Anita realized! :D

sacrilicious: hahaha

kantayra: and a magic vagina that squirts when she comes?

avioletmermaid: ok ew

quackaddict: Dude, her last name is vaginapants.

sacrilicious: LOL

clex_monkie89: Ew!

sacrilicious: and her vagina tastes like strawberries and CANDY

avioletmermaid: so her pants are made of vaginas

quackaddict: Actually, I guess it's now Vaginapants-Winchester-Winchester-The Bloody.

kallysten: but what will her name be once she marries them all?

kantayra: heeeeeeeeeeee!

avioletmermaid: or there are vaginas in her oants

kallysten: that answers my question

avioletmermaid: lol

marishna: oants?

avioletmermaid: pants!

marishna: oh.

marishna: LMAO

avioletmermaid: LOL

kantayra: oants are like pants with oats in them! :D

marishna: YES!

quackaddict: And Giles is like, "But you are the SLAYER, Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants-Winchester-Winchester-The Bloody! You're supposed to SLAY vampires, not MARRY them!"

clex_monkie89: Dude. Vaginapants-The Bloody-Winchester-Winchester would be MUCH better.

avioletmermaid: BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS OATS IN THEIR PANTS

kantayra: or maybe their oat-covered ants... *anteaters perk up*

quackaddict: What about The Bloody-Vaginapants-Winchester-Winchester?

kantayra: she doesn't use a tampon? :P

marishna: Winchester-The Bloody-Vaginapants-Winchester.

clex_monkie89: Hee, that's even better

avioletmermaid: OMG

quackaddict: What happens when ZOMG THE ACKLES shows up and demands that she marry HIM, too?

marishna: could you imagine being in the middle of THAT marriage bed?

clex_monkie89: XD

marishna: jesus christ.

avioletmermaid: giant orgy!

marishna: You'd never find your way out of teh sex.

avioletmermaid: FTW!

kantayra: and not in a good way, amazingly o.O

quackaddict: You know, I would crawl out and sit on the edge of the bed and watch my hubbies go at it.

sacrilicious: and of course PADDYWHACK must have her as well

avioletmermaid: good idea

marishna: they'd be all- Where's the vag? But no one would care.

marishna: Poor Vaginapants.

marishna: She'd be distraught.

clex_monkie89: BECAUSE PADDYWHACK DEMANDS IT SO.

marishna: Her boys no longer need her.

quackaddict: So then she'd go off and join a convent.

avioletmermaid: but...the hotness

marishna: yes.

marishna: the boys have each other.

sacrilicious: over and over again

quackaddict: A convent for people married to demon hunters and vampires, and for their fake!unicorn pegasuses with pink solid gold hooves.

sacrilicious: oh look, here comes Chris Kane to join the orgy

avioletmermaid: lol

quackaddict: And they all live happily ever after.

clex_monkie89: That's it. *Kills Vaginapants and takes the orgy for herself*

quackaddict: Except Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Winchester-The Bloody-Vaginapants-Winchester, who is now going as Sister Prudence.

jyuu_chan: ...I hate when I wander back and things are more confusing.

clex_monkie89: *Cackles*

Probably a bad time to ask/remind but! The signup post for AIM chats on Thursday nights for chatting before/during/after the show is here. I promise we're not always like this. Sometimes we're even semi-normal. Really! Stop laughing.